They should hand out medals to girls who smile like that. They should round them all up and hold a ceremony to thank them for their work toward improving the living conditions of all those around them. Every time I see this girl I want to call up whomever I’m having a fight with and tell them it’s okay, it doesn’t matter anymore. The crazy part is I think she’s totally genuine. She really is that happy to be interacting with whatever human specimen presents themselves to her. She should charge for it, like a therapist or a masseuse. Uh, hi. I’ll take a medium. No. No room.
